Private Industry Night // Grand Opening of VENUE Music Room – Vancouver
Being the huge joke socialite that I am in Vancouver, I gladly attended the invitation only grand opening of Venue Music Room with the intention of rubbing some elbows with some industry people, making new friends and to take advantage of the complimentary drinks of course!
So after being rubbed a couple times inappropriately and abusing the free booze, I basically stood in silence as indie rock band HOT HOT HEAT performed live on stage, while everyone around me danced and bounced around like five year olds on a sugar-high.
Obviously out of my usual element of swank, I stood there awkwardly not knowing if I should jump up or down or thrash my head back and forth... So I decided to wave my hands from side to side, kind of like a surrender of not knowing what the hell to do. Honest to lord, at that very moment, I would have traded in any of my Pradas to have Lady Gaga or Pitbull play! “...soooo let’s have some fun, this beat is sick, I wanna take a ride on your disco sti...”
Variety – The Children’s Charity Presents: Vol.1 Pop Culture Exclusive Charity Fundraiser @ River Rock Casino Show Theatre – Richmond
To enforce the idea again of being such a ‘local celebrity’ reject that I am, my bestest and I attended I did our act of humanitarian and attended a charity event for the Variety – Children’s Charity.
As we sat in front row watching Elise Estrada skank the stage and belch out songs like her career depended on it, we made friendly with Elise’s gorgeous and aspiring singing younger sister, Emmalyn Estrada, who sat right next to us.
Danny Fernandes also graced the stage, causing the female portion of the audience to loose their shit with his provocative gyrating smooth moves, which could make any Virgin blush coyly.
Live auction items took place throughout the night to raise money for the charity. Some of the items were a bit interesting RIDICULOUS, like an autographed television script from the show ‘24’ that sold for almost $300 bucks. WTF! But then again, it was not about what you were getting but more like what you were giving.... Ummmm yea sure, WHATEVER, that’s still $300 bucks for a pile of recycled loose leafs with some guy's chicken scratches on it!