Alexander McQueen Knuckle Duster, Silver $550.00US It may resemble something a chachi douchebag may love to drown himself in but I still WANT IT. It's ridiculously stunning and it will completely satisfy my obsession with 2/3/4 fingered rings! I WANT IT! I WANT IT! I WANT IT! Besides, it can be used as a fabulous weapon and if I were to deck any chach out in the face, it would leave a lovely skull and jewel imprint which will flatteringly complement his bejewelled Ed Hardy shirt. He would probably thank me for it!