Conversation of the day:
Colleague : “YOU dress like a good friend of mine. ”
Me : “Excuse me? You mean YOUR friend and I dress alike. ”
Colleague : *blank stare* “Uhhh... ”
Me : “...Because I dress like no one else but myself and I don’t know your friend to dress like him. So in correction, he and I dress alike. NOT that I dress like him. Got it? Capisce? Good. ”
*snaps*