My worst fashion nightmare has come alive... Crocs, the awfully REPULSIVE and absolutely disgusting plastic slip-ons have invaded Vancouver and is now opening its first store, of most likely many, right in the heart of downtown’s shopping district of Robson Street. It took every ounce of me to continue walking, instead of smashing the empty store front and spray painting “NASSSSSSSTY ” in florescent fuchsia on the bare walls. Agurckkkkkk!
So, suffocate me with a garbage bag because there is NO GOD and if there were, he has no fashion sense.