I’m disregarding the fact that these are women’s riding boots because I’m 110% sure that I can rock these bad boys just as good or EVEN BETTER than any 5’9” emaciated BITCH, off the streets of Paris! Even though these boots would just add to my collection of 526413 pairs of boots that I own—I would still gladly sacrifice my beloved car for these Louis Vuitton beauties. And by surrendering my vehicle, it would give me some great excuse to make good use of my 526413 (+1) pairs of boots by walking just about everywhere in the city. Right?